DISCOVERY OF A NEW SPECIES

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IT'S OFFICIAL, SCIENTISTS HAVE CONFIRMED THE DISCOVERY OF A BRAND NEW ANIMAL SPECIES IN FRANCE. THIS MAY WELL BE THE GREATEST DISCOVERY OF THE DECADE AND IT IS TO A NORMAN FAMILY THAT WE OWE THE DISCOVERY OF THE VERY FIRST PINK COW.


ON NOVEMBER 22, 2019, THE LEBELLENGERS, A FAMILY WHO LIVES IN BAYEUX IN NORMANDY, CONTACTED THE NYA (NEW DISCOVERY ASSOCIATION) CLAIMING THAT THEY HAVE OBSERVED A PINK COW IN THEIR MEADOW. IT WAS 09 PM WHEN THE FATHER CAME OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR A SHIFT AND DISCOVERED THE PINK COW. AFTER THAT HE CONTACTED OUR AGENCY AND SENT US A PICTURE. THE INFORMATION WAS QUICKLY RELEASED AND SCIENTISTS HAVE CONFIRMED THE TRUTH OF THIS INFORMATION.

WE STILL DO NOT KNOW WHAT PARTICULAR PROPERTIES THIS COW POSSESSES, BUT ACCORDING TO THE FIRST SCIENTIFIC ADVICE HER MILK COULD BE ULTRA NOURISHING AND WOULD PROMOTE PREGNANCY. THIS DISCOVERY COULD REVOLUTIONIZE NUTRITION.

THE NEIGHBORHOOD SEEMS QUITE CONVINCED BY THIS DISCOVERY AS WELL AS PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. MANY ARE THRILLED WITH THE NEW LOOK, THE BIG FASHION DESIGNERS ARE ALREADY STARTING TO THINK ABOUT A NATURAL PINK LEATHER, AS WELL AS THE BIG BRANDS OF MILK, ARE ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NOVELTIES OF THE PINK MILK.

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